Come jokes
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
"Bippity Bobbity Boo, Boo Radley is coming for you!"
Will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today!
Beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that!
Will: Yey!
Beverly: What should we bring him?
Will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* Come in the bucket!
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
How is an orphan like a boomerang?
They always come back!
So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!
This is Sally.
Sally says hi.
This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕