Color jokes
Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))
The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
I was Gandalf the Grey.
But now, after just three washes...
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.