Color jokes
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
Omg wassup dude, why does your hair look just like a young Whoopi Goldberg from "The Color Purple?" Them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head; you look like a damn cheetah pet. Che che che cheetah, they available at Wal-Mart, Dollar Tree, Target, and Kroger.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
What can change color and get beat up?
You.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."