What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
