Color

Color jokes

What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?

Her miscarriage.

If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?

Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!

The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.