Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice.
I guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch .After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room .There they were having a grand ole time then the Ranchers wife walks in .The Hunter says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there”,The Rancher replied “(harsh raspy Southern chuckle from years of Marlboro Reds)You’ve never been so right in your life ,honey why don’t show our guest your tits”,.She agrees and shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast.The Hunter says “Nice”,then Rancher said show em yer peker now.She agreed and whipped out a 13 in Johny .Dazed and confused the Hunter says “What in Sam Hill is that!!”,and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
What is the difference between the snow boots and a snow boots and walk home 🏠
So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'? -Wassaaaa....B
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
What is the difference between
I love autumn 🍂
What makes it cold 🥶 in a room? Air conditioning
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Why do penguins 🐧 carry fish 🐟 in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
What do people often say in a cold Mexican kitchen?
Brrrrrrito!
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model....
