Why don’t pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys cocks
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off
What's a my cock and money have in common? Your mom
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock? Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
The man told the women “Roses are red violets are blue you suck cock and you enjoy it too.” Then she said that true.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
I want your cock in my rock bottom
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Man my brother has a tight buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What does your dads cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
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In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He sat on a rock, tckled his cock, until it turned red white and blue
my mother caught me jerking off and she told me to leave it out. i didnt know what she doing but she grab my cock and started sucking. then i found out on porn she was doing deep throat. a couple of weeks later my dad caught me jerking off, i thought he would deep throat, but he just walked up to me and slapped my boner. i cried for 5 hours. luckily my mum gave me a sloppy joe afterwards.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its cock
me be straight and bored goes to my local bar which has a goly hole out up spending the rest of the night there about to leave when mf I realize I've been sucking a guys cock this whole time ):
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock she's probably just pulling you're leg
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole 🕳 from the men's locker room? too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What can a gay man can't be but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough of money? 💸 cock teaser
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole? Suck his big cock
