Cock jokes
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
cock, cock, and cum
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
A 9-year-old girl lies on a hospital bed struggling to breathe as she waits for the doctor to come.
The doctor finally comes, and the little girl can breathe much easier after he pulls his cock out of her mouth.
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!