Cock

Cock Jokes

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy "what's she like?'"

The boy says "Big Cocks and vodka"

"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."

"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."

So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.

A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."

What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages? πŸ˜‹ πŸ˜‹ πŸ˜‹ πŸ˜‹ πŸ˜‹ πŸ˜‹ πŸ˜‹ πŸ˜‹ 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜ cocks of African-American men 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭🌭 🌭 🌭

Why do catholic priest suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish? because it taste like a vienna sausage

What do hostess twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common πŸ“ πŸ“ πŸ“ πŸ“ πŸ“ πŸ“ 🍦 🍦 🍦 🍦🍦 🍦 🍨 🍨 🍨 🍨

πŸ€” 😳 what do physically handicapped β™Ώ πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ gay men do after they are done belching whip their mouths πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks

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Why do bisexual men πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ they just wanted to suck gay men's πŸ‘¬ cocks 🌭 🌭 because they πŸ‘ πŸ‘ like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling πŸ˜‹ ☺ πŸ’• πŸ’– πŸ€— 😊 πŸ˜‹ ☺ πŸ’• πŸ’– πŸ€— 😊 πŸ˜‹ ☺

πŸ€” what do πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ gay men who are physically handicapped β™Ώ can do better than a πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ man who is heteroflexable when πŸ€” he has another πŸ‘¨ man's 😍 πŸ˜‹ 😜 😏 😳 πŸ˜‰ cock inside πŸ˜‹ of his warm mouth πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ give a πŸ‘ πŸ‘ good blowjob

What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

Spit out the feathers.

What did the swearing hen say?

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! (It's cluck)

What did the cussing rooster say?

Cock-a-poo-dle phew!