What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks
what did the pimp order at the chinese resturaunt?He ordered some cock-bang-ho
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack had a shock and a mouth full of cock, and Jill's real name was Randy.
Cock cock whos there? nbody ia rgwew
I've been told I've got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I took it from her though.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
My cock was in the book of world records... The librarian told me to take it out
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
