What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
Look under...
Under where?
You just said underwear!
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says:
"Clothed Until Further Notice."
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup.
And I asked him what he is doing.
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if I bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits.
Me: Erm... Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house.
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them?
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. You're gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it.
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
What kind of clothing should you wear on “hump day”? Camelflouge.
Son said to father, "Last night was the best you and Mom..."
Father said, "Yeah, me, you, and your mother had sex."
Son said, "It was fun licking her pussy."
Father said, "I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did. Did it feel good?"
Son said, "Yes, it was. Wanna do it again tomorrow?"
Father said, "YES BUT without your mom, we'll suck each other's dick and lick it and bite and shove each other's dick next to each other."
Son said, "Yeah, and if we do it again, let's have Mom and my girlfriend join next time."
Father said, "Ok, it's time to go to bed, son."
Son said, "Ok, love you, can you and Mom sleep with me without your clothes?"
Father said, "Ok, but you have to promise to go to bed."
Son said, "Ok, see you there." 💕👅👅👅💦💦💦💦💦💦🙈🙈💦💦💦💦💦
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
What does a rain cloud wear under her dress?
Thunderwear.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
What do sheep wear to the beach?
A baa-kini.
