What has two legs but can’t walk? Pants 👖
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress...ewww!" "Shut up and leave the bedroom."
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
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I just shed my pants
My question is how fat people fit in tuxedoes, honestly don’t wear those wear ur regular clothes, ur belly is just gonna pop out
my jacket tore a little bit. it's a ripper.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
I ran out of bras, so I wore.... MY GRANDMAS UNDERPANTS
what do cheetahs wear to work they can't change because cheetahs cant change there spots
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?
They are a total rip off.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I'm lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
