Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
If all your clothes were stolen, what would you go home in?
The dark.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
What kind of knickers is the best?
Windy knickers, because they're the best kind.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why did the priest go to the clothing sale at Walmart?
He heard that little boy's pants were half off.
