Clothing jokes
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.
The DNA told the tailor that he couldn't find his genes.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.