Clothing jokes
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
Two hats are next to each other. One hat says to the other, "Stay here, I'll go on ahead."
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom jeans!
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
I just shed my pants.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Because they'll get a hole in one!
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
The DNA told the tailor he couldn't find his genes.