Classification jokes
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why is this a category?
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
People generalize others too much.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
Oh dear Omnissiah imma act up!
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Community talk
jake help me categorize their songs
Ryan classified
Jake you’re knowledgeable, how do you add a joke category