Classification jokes
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Why is this a category?
Like if you know someone is emo.
like if you know someone that is emo.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Did you know
Oh dear Omnissiah imma act up!
Community talk
jake help me categorize their songs
Ryan classified
Jake you’re knowledgeable, how do you add a joke category