Classification jokes
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
I got a job at a library once. I got fired like an hour in because the library manager said that the cookbooks didn’t go into the women’s sports section.
Why is this a category?
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet all the koalifications!
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.