last christmas i took a picture of your mom
Its still printing
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors?When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way dr squatch will heal the itch and know it goes away hey
2 gays are getting ready for Christmas...they are expecting a big package in the Male!
my son is such a miserable brat, I bought him a brand new trampoline for christmas and all he wants to do is sit in his wheelchair and cry.
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
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steven hawkings was so excited for christmas till he relized he got socks
Story’s like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
why are Christmas trees banned at mental hospital they would hang themselves like ornaments
Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
I got LEGOs for Christmas and my friend got her father's headstone
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.
Why can’t orphans selebrate Christmas :because they have no family
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
