Who gave jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa clause!
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids 😂
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive ? Christmas 🎄
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for christmas? A new ass because his one has crack on it.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan nothing they don’t have parents
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball you get a white Christmas
2 Kids told their parents they saw a man late a night entering their house on Christmas night The day later they found out several houses were robbed
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*
My child is ungrateful, I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you, no, he said "dad, I don't have any legs"
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
What did sally get for Christmas cancer
Why can’t orphans selebrate Christmas :because they have no family
What did the orphan get for Christmas nothing because his parents ran away double whammy orphan jokes r like a kid with cancer it never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
