What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? A: Because their Santa's STARBUCKS!
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
Guess what sally got for Christmas? Gloves! Jk, she still hasn't opened it.
Guess what I got from my uncle this Christmas. -herpes
What do you call an elf that sings: A Wrapper
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors?When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa? Klaustrophobic
what did santa say when he got to the club ho ho ho
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
