Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What would a orhan ask for christmas ?
A someone
Why can’t orphans selebrate Christmas :because they have no family
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
You mama so old. Her first christmas was the first christmas
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
if your parents ever accuse you of lying....... Say "your the one who told me about Santa Claus"
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
