What is a dog 🐕 that is Christmas? A Christmas tree dog 🐶
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg.. I'm burning the coal i got for Christmas
Christmas. Living proof arseholes exist
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it! What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph! What is Santa's favourite breakfast? SnowFLAKES! What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree? Time to get a new Christmas tree 🎄
How come Christmas 🎄 is one time? Because it is so nice
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like? A: “Wrap” music
What would a orhan ask for christmas ?
A someone
Why can’t orphans selebrate Christmas :because they have no family
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
You mama so old. Her first christmas was the first christmas
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
if your parents ever accuse you of lying....... Say "your the one who told me about Santa Claus"
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy
dad: hey son do you like Christmas? 12 year old me: yeah! dad: well how would you feel about two me: what?
You know the song I saw mommy and Santa kissing apparently santas the mailman
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
