What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
My mom gave me a box of chocolates and she said life is like a box of chocolates but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
whats the difference between a chocolate cake and a dead baby?
About 5000 calories
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱
I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of 'The Lickable Wallpaper' from 'Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory'. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
Roses are red, chocolate is brown, I expect nothing and still get let down!
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus...
If you were a food, what would you be?
Friend 1: "Pizza, cause I'm so cheesy."
Friend 2: "Chocolate chip cookie, cause I have lots of friends."
Me: "Donut, cause I'm so empty inside."
What did Stephen Hawkings get for his BDay, Chocolate arm.
The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked "What are you doing" and the Daughter replied "I wan't the chocolate"
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
What did sally get for Easter.. Nail polish,
