Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water, they have free chocolate milk.
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
I like My Women Like I Like My Chocolate.
Edible.
What do you call diareah from a hot woman Chocolate milk What do you call diarrhoea from a fat woman Arsenic
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
the reason why steven h died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mouse
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Your forehead looks like the inside of a malteser
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you 'chip' a tooth?
why was the milky way remembered... because its... DELICIOUS!
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he'll have to call his pub a Mars Bar
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? - Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
