Chocolate jokes
Your forehead looks like the inside of a Malteser.
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What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
Why was the Milky Way remembered...
Because it's... DELICIOUS!
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.