I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
