Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why can't Indians play football play football
Every time they get a corner they open u a shop, 🙉
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair
C4
"Ohh wing wing."
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
