Chinese jokes
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."