Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. π
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
I'm 24 and I was with a Chinese lady, and she kept screaming, "I'm too young!" Like, I don't know what that name is.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
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