Chinese jokes
Been learning Chinese...
69 is too-can-chew.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.