What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
