Chinese jokes
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
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Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
"Ohh wing wing."
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"