What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant. Took their seats. The waiter asked ‘Xiang Chi Shen Ma’ and the wife said ‘Chi Ji Ba’
What's a Fortnite player's favourite era? The 90's!
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
It's the 1940s
The chink was counting his shillings The chink was bitching His wife got raped in nanking The chink counts his shillings
The chink gets sook chinged!
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch
what do you call a suprised chinese man ho lee fuk
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
My cousin: Brother, I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile; however, I left it as it is].
Me: So tell me about it then.
My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi.
Me: Somebody? Don’t they have, like, the name of you opponents?
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I.
Me: Ok, my bad. Continue.
My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi, and 5 seconds later, I got kill[ed] by Sum_Fing_Wong.
Me: It’s not wrong! In Call of Duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed.
My cousin: No, no, no, the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G.
Me: My bad again. Do continue.
My cousin: I got so angry I blow[ed] up.
Me: So you got blowed up, by what weapon?
My cousin: By the game.
Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
One day it was me & my sister in the house. My sister said to me let's order food I said we have no money. My sister said it's cool were just going to order egg rolls from the Chinese store I know the delivery boy & he won't charge us. I said cool. The delivery boy came with the egg rolls. I took some & ate mines in my room. I went back in the kitchen I see my sister giving the delivery boy a blow job I ask what are you doing. My sister replied back to me & you had your egg rolls let me enjoy mine. Then the delivery boy said don't no charge.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket??
Because they ate all the bats
