Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong- king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said “ I am Chong king. I said I know your name is Chong king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
*America shoots down balloon* China* You killed a innocent man!! USA* what?! China* yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler.
how did the chinese chicken cross the road?
he WOKed
My favorite book is brown spots on the ceiling By Ho Fung Poo
What do you call a disabled chinese person? Som Ting Wong
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What did the chinese guy say to the italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
what do u call a Chinese baby? sum ting Wong
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What do you call a dog in China? E10
Toilet:hi You:hi wat
how do chinese people name thier baby , they throw pots down the stairs bing bong ching chong
why cant 2 chinese people have a white baby cause two wongs dont make a white
what did the chinese girl said when she had a baby? sum ting whong
what has 2 wings and a halo? a Chinese telephone (wing, wing, halo)
What do u call a guy with a long chin
Chino-Chinese
How do Chinese people name they're babys?
The chuck a pan down the stairs
