What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
how did the chinese chicken cross the road?
he WOKed
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Toilet: hi You: hi what?
How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
