what does Joe Biden call a room full of kids, a toy room.
I put this joke so theamout of jokes wil be 69 also i have 50 kids in my basement i fed "twinkes" last night
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave the for the milk
What are the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs? A: they are noticed for 13 years then left for noone to touch again.
Michael Has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were tommy age 9, and Bobby, 11
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
Orphans are so vulnerable they have no parents to tell- Masai
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
why cant orphans be gay?cecause theyhave no one they can call daddy
Even if orphans fail their exams im sure their parents wouldnt... oh wait...
A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave? Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jacksdon will get you.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...
