Children jokes
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.