One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!