Children jokes
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,
"Please send me a sibling!"
Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."