I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Children Jokes
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
