Children jokes
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
Memes
Not even a meme it’s just the new Caillou
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.