Children

Children jokes

Orphanage

    • There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.

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    • School

    • A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"

    The woman replies, "No, why?"

    The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."

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    • Child

    • My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

    If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

    Orphan

    • I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

    I say, "Your parents."

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    Woman

    • Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.

    Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"

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    • Orphan

    • A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

    Train

    • Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here." His mom comes rushing in and says, "Little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!"

    After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says, "Okay, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in the kitchen."

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    • Rape

    • So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

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