Children jokes

Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

What does an orphan and a dog have in common?

Both got taken from their parents.

Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.

To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

- Home Alone

What do you call gay parents?

Poly.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

Why do orphans have no sense of humor?

I guess they've never heard a dad joke.

Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.

Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it’s a family business.

I'm not a robot, but orphans are.