How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
what’s yellow and can’t swim? a bus full of children..
Why does micheal Jackson like to shop at Walmart??? Little boys pants are half off
stop the dead baby jokes where running out of babys
What's the similarities between dark humour and cancer
It's funnier when kids get it
LITTLE JOHHNY WALKS INTO LIVING ROOM AND ASKING HIS PARENTS MOM DAD WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSSBREED A BULLDOG AND SHITZU. THE MOTHER AND FATHER SHRUGS AND SAYS WE HAV NO IDEA JOHNNY WHAT DO U GET AND LITTLE JOHHNY REPLIES YOU GET A BULLSHIT
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight coz the parants ain't home
How old are 911 victims ? There toddlers here come the airplane!
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children