I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
