Children jokes
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool?
A blender.
How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
Not even a meme it’s just the new Caillou
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, "Ching Chong Chang."
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.