Children jokes
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"