Children jokes
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.