Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
Children Jokes
What movie do orphans hate? Full House đźŹ
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
