Children jokes
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Memes
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.