Children jokes
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)