Children jokes
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? "Let us prey together."
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
A father tells his 10-year-old son...
"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.