Children jokes
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
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Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.