Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."
Dark humor never gets old, just like children with cancer.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence to children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
when its April fools day go to a orphan and say there parents should come back
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
