Children jokes
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Memes
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.