Children jokes
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.