Children jokes
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.