Children jokes
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
I went to a birthday party and told dad jokes.
The jokes didn't go over well. I was asked to leave the orphanage.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.