Children jokes
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Memes
Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.