Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
Children Jokes
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
My son came up to me and said, "Mom, where are your parents?"
I stared in confusion. I said, "In a far place."
He asked, "In an orphanage?"
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
