Children jokes

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.

Why did KFC take orphan?

Because kids fattening center.

Why are orphans always famous?

Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

They never get love.

What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.

Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

They missed the homecoming games.

9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

Why can't orphans really play baseball?

Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.

What are two plus sides to being an orphan?

1. All your snacks are family sized.

2. No one can make jokes about your mama.

Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Because there is no family.