9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
What flour do orphans use?
Self-raising flour.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
