Children jokes
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
What do two priests say to each other when they walk into an orphanage?
"Let us pray."
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this is Dave from the Orphanage, "you make 'em we take 'em", how may I be of service?
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?
Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.