guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
Why do Orphans like school? Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common? Dogs get loved
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in gta 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!!
What's the one upside to being an orphan? You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents
why cant orphans play video games because they don't have their parents email
I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. Your rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Orphans: were are my parents, random person: in the bed
Why do orphans play minecraft because they have a home
Why is Santa sack so big?
Because he comes once a year
I live next to a kindergarten and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the home page.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned
How are orphans like broken pencils? Neither of them have points.
