Children jokes
We should not stop orphan jokes. They're funny as fuck.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? "Let us prey together."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Why did the orphan play baseball?
To find home base.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV. His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuBuDuRDeEDeRdUuUuU!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"