Children jokes
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one they can call "daddy."
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
Why do orphans have water in their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.