Children jokes

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's lipstick.

How are Tinder and orphans alike?

You swipe left till you find the one you like.

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry.

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?

The elevator can raise a family.

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

What’s the difference between a priest and target?

Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?

Home.

What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, she's still trying to open it...

When is a rapist safe around children?

When his plans are oven ready.

Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?

The kids section.

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.