Children jokes
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
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If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.