Children jokes
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. 😈
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?
I like you!
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...