Children

Children jokes

Priest

What does a priest and a clown have in common?

They both make children cry.

Orphan

What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?

The elevator can raise a family.

Adult

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

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  • Orphanage

    There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

    The parents aren’t home.

    Orphan

    Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

    Memes

    Priest

    What’s the difference between a priest and target?

    Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

    Orphan

    If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

    If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

    Basement

    What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

    Girl

    What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?

    I don't know, she's still trying to open it...

    Orphan

    I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

    Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

    I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

    What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

    Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

    What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.

    What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

    What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

    What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

    What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

    What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

    What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

    Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

    What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

    Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

    What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

    Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

    Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

    Child

    What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?

    They both get turned on by children.

    Bitch

    So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

    So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

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    Why was Six afraid of Seven?

    Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.

    Orphan

    Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

    They missed the homecoming games.

    Orphan

    Why are orphans always famous?

    Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.