There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Children Jokes
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
