Children jokes

Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence.

What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?

Michael Jackson's lipstick.

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

How are Tinder and orphans alike?

You swipe left till you find the one you like.

I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.

What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?

The elevator can raise a family.

Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅

Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...

The parents aren’t home.

If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!

If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.

What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?

Home.

What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, she's still trying to open it...

What’s the difference between a priest and target?

Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?

The kids section.