Children jokes
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.