Children jokes
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
This guy looked down the aisle and asked, "Hey, are those kids all yours?" And I replied: "No, I work for a condom company, and these kids are just all of my complaints."
Why can't orphans play GTA? Because they're not wanted.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight...
The parents aren’t home.
Ice cream truck drivers are the most sus people on earth. They’re adults who play children’s music and give ice cream to kids who approach their van.
Why do I go around making orphan jokes? Because they can't go crying to their parents. 😅
What can an elevator do that an orphan’s parents can’t?
The elevator can raise a family.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.