Children

Children jokes

Teacher

So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

Memes

Pedophile

What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

They both get turned on by children.

Water

9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

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  • Sister

    Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."

    Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."

    Kid 1: "As if."

    Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."

    Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."

    Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."

    Orphan

    Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.

    Orphan

    What do orphans call their parents?

    Unicorns because they don’t exist.

    Pedophile

    Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

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  • Shower

    Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"

    Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"

    The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"

    Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."

    The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."

    Penis

    One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".

    The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."

    Pedophile

    Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?

    A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

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