Children jokes
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...
Man, I love working at an orphanage.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.