Children jokes
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
What movie do orphans hate? Full House 🏠
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?
“Because they always wanted a daddy.”
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to come inside your shop? Have little boys' pants half off!
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)