What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
What do you get when you have 10 chicken nuggets and little Jimmy tries to take one?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead little Jimmy.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
