Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
You know those paper families you cut out? Well I put one of those in an orphanage.
Whats the best part of been a Pedophile? You will never have a wife
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do tell their parents!
Why wouldn’t Mrs Grapes 🍇 leave her children behind?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
Q:Why can orphans swim A: they have orfins
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery? Early access
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
What’s a pedophiles favorite part of Halloween, Free Delivery.
Me (I like kids)
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren't you a little to young to be doing that.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull dog coming back from the kids playground.
Why do orphan so happy on Christmas because they might get a family
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
why do priests perform baptisms, so they can see children wet
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? - Because there cookies are homemade
Why cant orphans play gta beacause there not wanted
