Children jokes
Why does an orphanage have milk?
Because Dad never came back with the milk.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water, hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.