Children jokes
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents were...
Man, I love working at an orphanage.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Memes
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.