If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at and if they cry, just say 'hey here are your parents' then grab nothing. perfect example.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What the difference between a lambo and 200 children in my basement, one screams the children don’t
whats your favorite place that orphans cant go to? Home
So I was f*****g this b***h right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common? They both get turned on by children.
Why do the Chinese children don't believe in Santa? Because they're the ones making the toys.
why can't orphans walk through door because they don't have a house to walk into
What is the day parents stooped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
A police officer came up to me and said just why why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight
what is eligal in aferca what water guns
Why are orphans so good at tennis. They never get love. Btw laugh and Tennis means zero
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say go big or go home, and orphans only have one option
what foods are orphans alergic to? homemade food
buy kfc= 1 more orphan in our fryers
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2
why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games
they missed the homecoming games
Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
