Children jokes
One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"
Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."
The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"
Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."
The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"
Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?
More than ten, apparently.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family size.
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What do you call an orphan with parents?
Idk, I never met one before.
Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."
Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.
More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?
An orphan.
Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?
Because they can’t find one.
lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They never hit home.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...
What game is for kids? Uno.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
A mom and her two children were eating at a place while playing trivia when she asked what does AIDS stand for? Her son Dallyn has no idea, but her daughter Emberlee, who has always been a little odd, says, "An Intentional Disease." Her brother and mom just stared!
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.