Children jokes
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.