What do you call peg and cat from peg + cat? Egg + splat. Eggy joke for all too enjoy
Why do orphans have water in their cereal? Because their dad never came home with the milk.
i went down to my frigde to grab my dinner i said to the children whose next?
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn't feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.
i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it
Why can’t orphans play baseball
Cause they can never hit a homerun
What is a orphans favorite store, home depot
TO ALL THE CHILDREN ON THIS WEBSITE HELLO!!!!! HEY!!!! HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU? ( BTW I'M A KID TO I'M HAYLEY AND I'M TURNING 13 MY B DAY IS 10/08/2008)
what is one word orphans cant spell?
Family
Welcome to Jimmy’s orphanage and pizza shop where today’s loss is a sauce how may I help you
What's a orfons favourite toy
A boomerang because it came back unlike there peronts
One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.
What's the difference between kids and drugs? I don't sell drugs.
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)
I read to deaf kids in my spare time
The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you'll never see your kids again.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies
After work, i volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
STOP STOP THE ORPHAN JOKERS
