Children jokes
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!