Children jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
When you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."