Children

Children Jokes

"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."

"No, not until their parents pick them up."

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Parents; Lets have a bonfire Me; Lets go to the orphanage parents;to bring other children? Me; No to have the fire parents; wont they be missed? Me; No because there is nobody to miss them

Why can orphans never be kidnapped? No-one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up"

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. Your rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."