Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
why are orphan so scared of the dark the dad cant check the closet for them.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Why can’t orphans play gta and get five stars because they’re not wanted
What’s harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Cradles-By Sub Urban and watersharky Music Productions- I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities I see the world through eyes covered in ink and bleach Cross out the ones who heard my cries and watched me weep I love everything Fire's spreading all around my room My world's so bright It's hard to breathe but that's alright Hush Shh Tape my eyes open to force reality (oh no, no) Why can't you just let me eat my weight in glee? I live inside my own world of make-believe Kids screaming in their cradles, profanities Some days I feel skinnier than all the other days And some days I can't tell if my body belongs to me I love everything Fire's spreading all around my room My world's so bright It's hard to breathe but that's alright Hush Shh I wanna taste your content Hold your breath and feel the tension Devils hide behind redemption Honesty is a one-way gate to hell I wanna taste consumption Breathe faster to waste oxygen Hear the children sing aloud It's music 'til the wick burns out Hush Just wanna be care free lately, yeah Just kicking up daisies Got one too many quarters in my pockets Count 'em like the four-leaf clovers in my locket Untied laces, yeah Just tripping on daydreams Got dirty little lullabies playing on repeat Might as well just rot around the nursery and count sheep
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children? Artifical vanilla come from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep them in my basement until it’s time to hang them from a tree.
“Im the big man, catching the kids in my big van” - Ben 2021
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
