Children jokes
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.