STOP STOP THE ORPHAN JOKERS
mom, mom I'm holding my little brother's hand ..... little Johnny good! but he's not born yet
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
why cant orphans see all these jokes on this website that were posting? cuz they dont know were the home page is.
Why is orphans bad at hide and seek ? Because they can’t find there parents
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
if a toy from Toy Story died, the kid wouldn't know, and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse.
a couple has sex in the dark every single night one night the wife gets curious about what goes on so they start f...ing and she flicks the light on when she flicks the light on she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy she's so mad that she started ranting and raving the husband says honey I know you're mad and I'll explain the toy just do me one favor explain the children.
The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted? Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What is it about a beard and glasses, that children find so sexy?
Why is frozen a good movie for orphans? Because they know how to 'let it go' when their parents went
We should not stop orphan jokes . They r funny a fuck.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because then they can play catch.
I have so many orphan jokes im afraid most of them wont hit home.
What do you call an orphanage, that's not an orphanage?
A Homeless shelter
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
This isn't a joke but in some countries children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated
What do you call a orphan family tree
A tree stump
