What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.