Children jokes
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? 1 baby, nailed to 10 trees.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Bible Verse of The Day - For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, "Abba, Father." The Spirit himself testifies with our spirit that we are God's children.
—Romans 8:15-16
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)