Children

Children Jokes

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"

How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?

You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.

My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!