Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
What is a geographical discovery? Little Johnny found his geography homework undone.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
So Little Johnny saw a robbery, so he tried to stop the robber. To the robber's surprise, he was amazed. So Johnny got 20 shots to the head. The End.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
