Childhood jokes
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
I was kicked out of an orphanage kitchen because I yelled, "Hurry up, some of us have homes to get back to."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
Why did my parents never come back?
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.