Childhood jokes
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.