Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
