When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
What did Michael jackson say before he died, as far as his chidhood? This is it.
Ok so my brother mad this here it is
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense but he made it when he was like 3.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
Why can't a orphan play baseball? Because they can't make a home run.
Why am I so fat? When I was younger my mother said I should be the bigger person.
When I was little I used to think that the people in cartoons were real people..until I turned 7 I realized that it was just people doing voices..sad isnt it
My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk but I could never find him
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"
His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."
The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"
"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."
The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."
The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."
"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."
Why does kids like Michael Jackson So much ?Because he made out of plastic and that what toys made out of 😂
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
