Childhood jokes
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Memes
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.