Childhood jokes
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Memes
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
Why is E.T. better than an orphan?
Because he found his way home.