Childhood jokes
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
What do you call a grown-up orphan? Homeless.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't ever find home.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.