Childhood jokes
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
My brother when i slap him on the arm. But at the same time they are not about to grow up soft.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.