An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Childhood Jokes
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why do orphans enjoy playing tennis?
It's the only way they’ll get love.
