Childhood jokes
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Memes
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.