Childhood jokes
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Memes
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.