What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.
But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
