Childhood jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
6 year old me in bible study trying to figure out where the dinosaurs were
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
A game that all orphans hate,
"Who's your Daddy?"
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.