Childhood jokes
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
You look like a 2 year old drawing that came alive.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."
I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.
Guess what? It had no home button.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.