Childhood jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why do orphans have gross cakes?
Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.
Why couldn't the Orphan play baseball?
Because he couldn't find home!
What's an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What was the orphan's favorite TV show?
Full House.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.