Childhood

Childhood jokes

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Orphan

An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.

Orphan

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.

Memes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?

The second-hand book was loved once.

Orphan

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Newborn

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

Orphan

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

Orphan

There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.

Orphan

Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Because there is no family.

Orphan

Why do orphans have gross cakes?

Because their dad didn't come home with the milk.

Chicken

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.