Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢