Childhood jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.