Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Childhood Jokes
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
I'm shidding. Still babies are still coming and going.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
