Childhood jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
My parents raised me as an only child, which really annoyed my younger sister.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.