What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Mom, can I be a firefighter when I grow up?
Mom: Oh, you won't grow up, Caillou.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
"Hey, donât take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didnât he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
