I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
