Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesnât have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itâs not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whatâs the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
"Hey, donât take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didnât he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Police: Come with me, Iâm taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I donât need to take you home.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
My mom left me at a very young age.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
Whatâs a pedophileâs favorite band? Kids Bop.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
Why can't a orphan play baseball? Because they can't make a home run.
Elementary school kids: School is fun.
Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.
