what is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? one i eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon
What problems might a blind child run into A wall
What was Stephen Hawking's favourite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels
Why Can't Orphans play baseball - They can't find home
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
LITTLE BOY: are you an orphan? ORPHAN: yes, what gave me away? LITTLE BOY: your parents
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
When you mom says go to bed but you replied with But mom i need help because it is inside but we are outside
what is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?A home button.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her and he says what’s that mama she says that’s just and old bear he says he’s a mean bear she says why’s that he says he’s got blood in on eye and shit in the other
I went up to a kid and asked are you an orphan? They said yes what gave me away? I said your parents
The M and D in orphan stands for Mom and Dad.
what's the difference between a little boy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat in it
Like if you know an Orphan.
How is an orphan like a boomerang? They always come back!
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child
what is the difference between juice wrld and a orphan A:one is loved by all
