What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave
What if little johnny was doing drugs? johnny johnny? yes papa? eating sugar? no papa...
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old ladies house...
Oh my! Goodness sakes child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
When I'm chilling and a little kid runes my moment
Mom:i was an orphan once,The kid:oh ok idgaf,Mom:and ur gonna be too! :),The kid:ok idga-WAIT WHAT THE FU-
An orphan once said i will call my mum and go home A homeless kid once said he will go home
What did the mom say when her child came out? "The head was so big"
me explaining my child : when your mom is sitting on a table in her periods, its called periodic table
Why didn't the orphan go to orphanage? He didn't understand having a home, even if it was temporary.
You learn from mistakes! That's why you're an only child!
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
Your brith certificate is like a apology from the condom factory...
What is an orphans favorite toy
An boomorang
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner? They wanted some family time.
What do you call a rich Chinese Child? ChingChing...
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
