Child jokes

I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

Why did orphans want to commit a crime?

Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't make it to home.

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

After 12, it's lunch. 😂

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

What type of work can orphans do? Homework.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?

Early access.