Child Jokes

What’s and orphans favorite beer? Fosters

Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.

Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq I never had kids

A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.

Why can’t a orphan make a joke Dad jokes

what the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza nothing i eat both of them

I gave a orphan a iPhone XR

Cause it does not have a home button

A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."

Kid:I want to be batman Ok when he gets home his parents are dead

If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest

Why did the child cross the road? To get to the church. Knock-Knock. Who's there? The Priest... Lets go to my office, because I'm totally not a pedophile.

A father and son duo are sitting at a table, eating breakfast. The father looks at the child and says "I'm hungry" The child looks at the father and replies "Hi hungry, I'm son" the father calls his father and asks why he was named Hungry.

Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me. Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together. Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house. Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me? Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house. Police: ... Child: 😊 Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*