Child jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?
So we can think about a solution in silence.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.