Child jokes

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

Why did orphans want to commit a crime?

Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.

No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't make it to home.

My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

After 12, it's lunch. 😂

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

What type of work can orphans do? Homework.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

So, a woman gives birth to a child, and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down. Then, he starts swinging it around the room, slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go, you sick bastard!” The doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”