Child jokes

What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?

One gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't make it to home.

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

A Sunday school teacher asked her children on the way to service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.

I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.

I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents at first."

My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.

Now, my wrists look like a tiger.

After 12, it's lunch. 😂

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

What type of work can orphans do? Homework.

An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.