I was walking to the store and then this boy told me "I'm an orphan and I have no money" he wanted M&Ms I gave him Family sized
Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Dad: no Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
What happens to an Orphan that gets on house arrest?
(They Get set Free)
if an orphan took a photo what would It be considered...... not a family photo
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice
Whats a orphans favorite movie "Going home"
Driving through the woods today I saw a boy with a bare behind.
Orphan
kid: dad, whats an orphan? dad:
My uncle sayEd to me once ur my favorite child and I said u mean Nece he said no my favorite child
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
What is David Bowie known for when making music, he gets his beats from his kids
mum: why are roses red? child: stop, mum, you never make jokes. mum: i made you.
what night an aborted child want for Christmas ..... a home that isnt a bin
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? · Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why?
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it
