Child jokes
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
What's worse than placing 10 babies in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans...
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.