SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...
why couldnt the orphan play baseball
he could not find home
A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant
Sometimes i have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell
"IM YOU FROM THE FUTURE"
tell an orphan: if u got no parents clap your hands
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamakazi I had rented
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk Orphan:MY parents! Me: you know that word?
Child: mom someone told me you talk like an owl
teacher: who
Child: oh it is true you do talk like an owl
“Uh daddy harder” the orphan said oh wait he doesn’t have a daddy
What’s a depressed kid’s favourite game? Hangman.
I saw an orphan and i said, yo.
He said what do you want.
I said, "to be your new father"
"Realy??!" the orphan said,
Me, lol no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
One day little johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked what is that daddy. Dad"Oh that's my snake." The next day little johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and askes what is that mom says"that's my bushes" the next day Little johnny cant sleeps so he goes into his parents room and asks dad why is your snake going into moms bushes.
Q: What did I find on my son's search history. A:Where is the nearest gun shop.
i was digging out side and i found my child old toy so i ran to find him but i could not find him so i was searching for about 6 hours but the i remembered why i was digging......
what do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, its not a misses, I'm more for a MIStery
What did the Queen bee of destiny child say? I'm so crazy in love...
