Is it bad to hit an orphan?it's not like they'll tell there parents.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
So the other day i saw a child in a wheelchair
he was getting bullied alot so i came up
And said why dont you stand up to those bullies
Why can u slap a Orphan? are they going to tell mommy.
Some people ask why jokes exist, I say when a mommy and daddy love each other very much they have sex and they make another one of you
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer
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I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage
Son:why
Father:you’ll need them there
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
Dad: here u go son all ur toys have gone to the orphanage Son: why dad Dad:you would be bored there if there was not anything to do
What movie does an orphan hate? -No way home
Muslim child to his mother "mom why is my backpack so heavy ?" Mom: "allah akbar my son allah akbar"
