Child jokes
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
A man was taking a child into a dark forest.
The child said, "I'm scared!"
The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.