Child Jokes

What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love? “The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”

What's and oprhan's favourite roblox game? Adopt me.

Yoo! I Found a 100$ Bill, Found a child who said they lost their 100$ Bill. Gave them 25$ When god gives you glory. You give it back.

I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!

Why do Orphans have no bruises.Because they have no dad to beat them.

there was a kid being mean to a kid at a orphanage the kid said stop but the mean one said what are you going to do call your mommy

What’s missing from a orphans iPad

The home button

A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.

Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."

Woman: "What's the bad news?"

Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."

Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"

Dr: "It's dead!!!"

Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first? The feather cause the rope stopped the child

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year and he was so ungrateful like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to

What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?

A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent

What did the orphan say to his father? Nothing he doesn't have one.

Why Can't Orphans play baseball - They can't find home

I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!

What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.