What’s a depressed kid’s favourite game? Hangman.
“Uh daddy harder” the orphan said oh wait he doesn’t have a daddy
Child: mom someone told me you talk like an owl
teacher: who
Child: oh it is true you do talk like an owl
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
I saw an orphan and i said, yo.
He said what do you want.
I said, "to be your new father"
"Realy??!" the orphan said,
Me, lol no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Q: What did I find on my son's search history. A:Where is the nearest gun shop.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days
(i deleted mother's day and father's day)
Does a migit count as a orphan?
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child*
I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed
Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.
The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none
what does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home
Guys, what do you call a un aborted and parents less child?... An orphan
I dressed up as Darth Vader at a orphanage and said I am ur father
Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
