What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
Child Jokes
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
