Child

Child jokes

Vegetable

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

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  • Foster Care

    How to get quick cash:

    Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

    Step 2: Do foster care for them.

    Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

    Orphan

    I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.

    Memes

    Down Syndrome

    A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

    “Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.

    “It’s because God made you special,” she said.

    “Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

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  • Day

    One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”

    White girl

    What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

    The redneck virgin.

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  • Water

    9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.

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  • Orphan

    What did the orphan get for Christmas?

    Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.

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  • Orphan

    What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!

    Orphan

    Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

    Teacher

    So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.

    A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀

    Orphan

    Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?

    Cause that's the only way they get love.

    Orphanage

    Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"

    Pedophile

    What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?

    They both get turned on by children.

    Baby

    What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.