Child jokes
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? The apples get picked, XD!
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.