How are feminists different from gorillas? At least gorillas don't abort their own children.
Child Jokes
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause there's no home base...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
What has 30 legs but can't swim?
A bus full of children!
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
