Child

Child jokes

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.

Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.

Son: Why, Dad?

Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.