"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
What flour do you give an orphan ?
Self raising
Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Cancer kids be like: When I grow up... lol nevermind
This joke never gets old. Just like the child
A kid goes in to a restaurant without parents and a waitress came up and said you have to leave this is a family restaurant
what is the diffrence of a apple and orphan at least one of them gets picked
A little girl being Girl: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Priest: "What did you do, child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, Father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes, Father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But, Father, he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
i bet ur a child molester who got out of jail & is now sexualing harrassing kids such as addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw ur rost r not fuckin funny there bullshit like ur face and ur hairline.
Jorden Calerendiá. i bet ur a child molester who got out of jail & is not sexualing harrassing kids such as addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw ur rost r not fuckin funny there bullshit like ur face and ur hairline.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
Orphan-why can’t I watch a pg movie
Me-they are Parental guidance
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
The parents use to hit him His parents got into a car crash and died He became an orphan in an orphanage, the people there hit him, he looked up and said "parents?"
Addison Banks Age (8) "I'm a little brat who won't shut up the hell! And stop talking!
What did the blonde say when someone says "Your baby is so cute"?
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body
Who does an orphan play soccer with...
No one
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
