Child jokes
What do you call a group of children who go on strike?
A minor's strike.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
Heh, stupid orphan.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.
At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.