Child jokes
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
How do you make a child’s parents happy?
Put the child to sleep.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
Yesterday, I tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were, and that made her cry harder. So then I asked her where her house was, and she said with tears, "I don't have one." So I got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was an orphanage.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?