Child jokes
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Madeline Mcannot find her.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
I blend children to make a good living.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.