Child jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
I blend children to make a good living.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.