What didthe chicken say to the turkey? Nothing, he chickened out
I went to the shops yesterday, I bought roast chicken, eggs and duck. The cashier read $45.99 it was an eggcelent price.
son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road Answer: to get to his job at KFC
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? - A: It just felt like it.
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in".
Went to my local Indian restaurant asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala the waiter said what's that I said it's the same as a tikka just a little otter
Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the bitch house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
One hot day a cow wanted some shade. He found a tree and started resting under it but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed "Moooove", the chicken didn't move, again "Mooooove", and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled "MOOOOOVE", the chicken turned around and said "FUCKOFF".
Why did the chicken cross the playground To get to the other slide.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us? Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road? Son:why? Dad: To get to the other side but your mother only made it about halfway
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? When he asked who the best composer was they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because chickens are mindless creatures and does not know any better?
How u know if a comedian is high. Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
I ain’t a chicken but I ate a duck before
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken
