Chicken

Chicken jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

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Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.

Why did the boy put a chicken ๐Ÿ” in his garden?

He wanted to grow an eggplant. ๐Ÿ˜‚

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.

I did a walk today and had dinner ๐Ÿด night time to do you a good dinner ๐Ÿด night and dinner ๐Ÿด night. I love ๐Ÿ’• was the chicken ๐Ÿ— I had to go get dinner ๐Ÿด night night dinner ๐Ÿด night time to be good to get a night sleep ๐Ÿ’ค night night fun day tomorrow.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.

P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?

P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?

P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesnโ€™t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).

P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*

Why did the man say chickens were lucky?

Because they get killed and eaten.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿช๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฌ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฐ