Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Dad I'm hungry hi hungry I'm dad 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
