Chicken jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the boy put a chicken ๐ in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. ๐
KFC doesnโt use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.
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Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
How do chickens ๐ get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesnโt even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ฐ
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! ๐๐ฅ
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasnโt a chicken!