Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
There were 32 cows TWENTY-EIGHT Chickens HOW ANY WHERE THERE? There were 32 cows twenty ate chickens how many were there
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
I named my dog Chicken......
I love eating chicken
would you like a peice of Africa? would you like to know way?because it's a dessert/desert
Why did the chicken cross the rode? because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri day.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason he hit me, OOF.
Why did the mexican chicken croos the road. Because the mom said" Vente, Baca
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You:Why? To get to the little b***h's house! Knock knock! You:Who's there? The chicken (this is more like a roast and a pun lol)
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Your mums so fat that when she goes to KFC they run out of stock of chicken 😂
My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!
