Chicken jokes
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!