Chicken

Chicken Jokes

Cow

There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?

There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?

Man

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Dessert

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

Road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.

Mum

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Food

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.

Road

Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?

Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."

Egg

Why doesn't my egg want to crack?

Because I hate my egg-sistence.

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  • Road

    Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!

    Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!

    Homework

    Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?

    Students: Eggs.

    Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?

    Kids: Bacon.

    Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?

    Kids: Homework.

    Vegetarian

    I had to give up my vegetarian diet.

    Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.

    Mum

    Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

    Curse

    My sister keeps cursing... so I made fun of her... "fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk", fowl language is for chickens!

    Beethoven

    Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

    They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.

    Roster

    Why did the roster cross the road twice?

    To prove it was not a chicken.

    Fruit

    The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.