Chicken jokes
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Who works at IHOP? A girl with one leg.
P1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
P2: To get to the other side DUH?!?
P1: No dumbass, it's to get run over because he has depression, a chronic illness, and his father left him for a good for nothing pimp that doesn’t even give a shit about how he feels. (Kinda like me).
P2: Holy shit are u ok? *Some random eavesdropping fucker dials 911 in a hurry*
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! 👋🍪🍩🍬🌮🍔🍗🍟🍤🍉🍭🍫🍰
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.